Feels Borderline Illegal

I try not to get political here, but the FBI site for kids K-5th grade just seems wrong to me.

My favorite parts...

Today, there are over 350 violations of the law that the FBI investigates. We can't list them all here because there are so many...

and

Have you ever had your fingerprints taken? It's a great idea to do this...

Quotes taken out of context for humorous purposes. =-)

-Adam!!!